My dear followers, I have returned from the UK, and I have many a story to tell you. Let me get my files in order, and you shall hear a glorious, wondrous tale.
Anonymous Asks:
Glynnis are you single?
There is no one as brilliant as I. I am single for the sole reason that any one who would attempt to date me is certainly not intelligent enough to keep up with me. Most would qualify as minions.
One cannot mix business and pleasure, dear.
chazzymonster asked you:
glynnis what are you dressing up as for halloween?
Probably an accountant, or some sort of mage. They’re effectively the same thing. One crunches numbers, the other crunches people under giant boulders. Either way, they leave people crushed.
(( All future asks will be entered into the text thing in a rebloggable fashion. Sorry. Got lazy. >.> Quality blog is now back on schedule. >.> ))
lupine-lunatic asked: Oh great and powerful Glynnis, may you humour me, a simple human, by answering my inquiry? What is your opinion on the human slave you allow to reside with you?
Which one? The male that had been residing with me, or the female who is currently on tour with me?
jeran42 asked: How is your mother doing?
I last saw her pirating some parrot bay ships along the coast of Venezuela. I think she’s been doing fairly well for herself, all things considered.
Anonymous asked: Silly sheep! It is so cute that you are trying to take over the world, but you know you can't possibly manage to do that. taking over the world requires thumbs! You don't have thumbs!
Hm… This Greyface is right, my minions.
Cut off this one’s thumbs, and bring them to me. We shall see if they shall stop me once they are handicapped themselves. You believe thumbs will save you, Greyface….
How very wrong you are.
Anonymous asked: What is the meaning of life?
To be my servant, of course. Or to die. Whichever you prefer.
I can arrange for either: Cake or Death?
bangswing asked: no no no of course not we wouldn't want that at all no.
Good. Continue your duties, then.
bangswing asked: oh glynnis, you are so very wise in that sense. forgive me.
It is alright, my minion. We cannot all have my level of brilliance. If we had, then there would be individuals vying for my title as Shepard of the Flock.
-passively- And we can’t have that now, can we?
